So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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