We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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