Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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