You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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