At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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