Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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