i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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