don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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