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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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