I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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