I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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