just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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