nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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