have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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