Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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