Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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