brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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