Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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