please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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