Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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