Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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