my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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