Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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