Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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