i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How's work?
Spinning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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