I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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