Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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