do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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