How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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