yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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