By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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