So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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