its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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