He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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