Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize