just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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