Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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