If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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