It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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