? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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