..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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