If i come over, it means nothing
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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