Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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