Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
