hotel room ftw
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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