who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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