Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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