I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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