I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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