Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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