I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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