sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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