Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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