last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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