Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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