She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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